We checked out the pool. It's just a pool, not too exciting. Then we met up with the others (minus Todd who we were meeting at his hotel) and had breakfast at a food court at Excalibur. I got a chia banana strawberry shake and half a breakfast sandwich. The shake had dates in it which was disgusting but other than that it was a good breakfast. It cost $7 I think.
Dates are so gross.
We left the hotel and began walking! I was the only one wearing shorts and the weather was a bit cool for me.
The five of us went to New York New York and looked around there. It did not remind me of real New York but I liked it.
Unique New York Unique New York
We went over to MGM and found our Toddles. The six of us all had a beer and toasted to drinking before noon. Open container is legal on the strip so we always have a beer in our hands.
Cheers to being day drunk!
And then we wandered more! Liz and Jim have been to Vegas before, this being Jim's third trip and Liz's second. They led the way, hitting up big casinos and looking around. Vendors tried giving us cards and we all tried coming up with the funniest way of saying "no" to them. Maria and Kurtis won with their sayings of "Sorry, my hands are full" and gesturing with a beer can in each hand and "No thanks I'm trying to quit" (which was always good for a laugh when they offer you drink tickets and you're holding a beer in hand) respectively. We got to Paris Las Vegas and the group promptly split.
Adieu! Adieu! To you and you and youuuu!
I went off on my own and looked at shopping! I was gone for maybe 5 or 10 minutes before they were calling me and asking where the eff I was. By the time I got back to the group, Todd and Kurtis had wandered off so we had to wait for them.
FINALLY we all got back together. Someone bought a giant margarita for $18 and we meant to split it but it was a lil strong for my homies. So I drank it!
Lil strong on the slushie for me.
We went to Ceasars Palace to cut through to go to Bellagio to see the water show. But the shopping was bomb so I stayed there at Ceasars. The margarita was almost gone and I took it with me when the group split. I was pretty buzzed and lovin' life. There was a Lush store so I went in and bought two bath bombs. One smells like fresh cut grass and the other is a glitter bomb. They cost me $20.
Smells like heaven
And then I looked around more! It was so pretty! There were lots of fancy stores I didn't go in.
Eventually we found our way back outside to stare at some water. I dug six pennies out of my bag and gave everyone one. I wished that I would have a happy birthday on Thursday! I don't know what anyone else wished for. Probably they also wished my birthday will be kickass.
I was full on life and margarita, but the others needed food. The group decided to go to Bubba Gumps where we sat outside on the deck. Last time I ate Bubba Gump's in New York I had mac and cheese and almost shit my pants at the 9/11 memorial. This time I got a shrimp po boy sandwich.
As God as my witness, I will never almost poop my pants again.
It was good and I ate half. My food came out to $12 and after lunch we went back to the hotel. Maria, Todd, and I hung out in our room and I got caught up on blogging. We drank more beers then Todd left because he was seeing a show with his dad. The five of us wandered around the hotel, exploring an area called The Fun Dungeon which wasn't about sex at all. It was an arcade. I put a dollar in a Zolar fortune telling machine and hoped for something good.
That's too much reading for me
Then we wandered more! Some of the group went gambling. Kurtis and I went to an oxygen bar. Basically you get hooked up to scented oxygen and chill. It cost $15 for 10 minutes and Kurtis payed for mine.
Flavors include cranberry, lavender, eucalyptus, and more.
While we breathed that oxygen, we got these electric shock pads placed on our backs and this ipod like device to control the pressure and settings.
Ouchie!
It hurt. My back muscles would tense up and then when the thing released and my shoulders would fall back down. My goodness it was uncomfortable. But I still did it. While we breathed oxygen and stressing our shoulders, the lady running the bar would come up and massage our backs with this vibrator. It would have been cool with just oxygen, nothing else. When we left I felt lightheaded and clean mentally but stressed physically. It was a 6/10 experience.
We met back up with Maria, Jim, and Liz in our hotel room. Kurtis and I did shots and I got drunk fast. We decided to go to dinner on Fremont Street and ordered an Uber.
I was wasted. We went to a buffet and it cost $14 a person and Kurtis payed for me. I just grabbed random food and then didn't eat half of it.
Drunk dinner
I fell asleep at the table and woke up to someone giving me an ice cream cone. The second I grabbed the cone I dropped it.
Five second rule!
We left wherever the hell we ate dinner and hung out on Fremont Street! They were a lot of street performers and this is where you do the zipline at night. It was a loud, less classy atmosphere than the strip. But it was all right. Kurtis dragged me over to some Kiss wannabes who were wearing g strings. He told them I was his sister and those three Kiss dudes pulled me into a picture. They were like "Hold out your hands like this!" so I did and then they put their dicks in my hand.
I touched their Love Gun.
Then they turned around and tried to get me to touch their asses. My hands hovered over their shaved cheeks.
When it was done they asked Kurtis and I for a tip (since I just touched their tips). Kurtis said he didn't have any cash and I pretended not to hear. Then we ran away giggling.
At some point we met up with Todd. I was sobering up. We left Freemont and ordered an Uber to take us back to the hotel. While waiting we found some love locks. They weren't on a bridge, but in a designated area. I still hate them.
Sickening.
When it comes to love locks, I too turn the other cheek.
The six of us went back to the hotel to regroup for maybe 10 minutes before leaving again. We wanted to see the fountain show at the Bellagio. So walking we went! We went over to another hotel/casino then we got on a tram that took us to Bellagio. If we had hurried we could have made the fountain show. But we did not hurry. We got distracted by an indoor garden.
Wish I could hold flowers instead of penises.
It smelled pretty and nice. We left to go look at the fountains even though there was no show (looking back this was a waste of time).
I took pictures to kill the time.
By now it's 12:30 and we're all tired. We go back to the hotel (Todd goes to his hotel) and get in around 1:20. I'm so tired. I changed into pajamas and finished blogging. It was around 2:30 when I wen to to bed.
Goodnight beer tower
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